TV Premiere Dates 2020 This is also not even a spoof of Breaking Dawn, but of Eclipse, not that it particularly matters.
| | Rating: 1/5 This is not a good movie at all though.
I felt so sick watching this.
I could have made a better spoof of Twilight with a smart phone. I think "Vampire's Suck" done it ten times better, this one is more of a low budget yet up to date story, perfect actors and more intense with the affairs between the characters which I kept with to the end, not the biggest LAUGH OUT LOUD spoof but still, if you hate twilight, you'll follow it like I done. Look at Airplane and Naked Gun, they stand by themselves. Changes to Just like everyone else here, the sexual connotation in this movie just totally made me puke. The comedy itself is better than sparkling vampires writing!! Was this review helpful to you? The percentage of Approved Tomatometer Critics who have given this movie a positive reviewThe percentage of users who rated this 3.5 stars or higher.
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There is a discussion of size of all the main characters sexual organs.
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Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number.
Now don't get me wrong, Vampires Suck was a horrible movie, but if you just have fun with it, Vampires Suck will have a few chuckles with you.
Now don't get the idea I am a complete prude--a movie can be a bit racy yet funny ("Step Brothers" comes to mind--it's crude but also funny). 0 out of 3 found this helpful.
The film follows a mother who must protect her children after the mansion of her recently deceased father is invaded by burglars. But this wasn't the least bit funny or clever and the shock value disappears immediately because EVERY joke was about the same small repertoire of material. I watched this last night but could only stomach watching half before me and my girlfriend just HAD to turn it off. One is when Jacob's father talks about will power then immediately contradicts himself and drinks the blood in a pan left from treating Bela's wounds, and the other is when the vampire encroaches on Bela's father then at the last second leans in and snaps a picture with him. I will admit up front that I did not finish "Breaking Wind", although I tried. With a title containing all the wit and wisdom of a nine year old, I kept my expectations exceedingly low, i.e. Was this review helpful? I made it to the end without croaking, but it was close. ("Family Guy" is guilty of doing this a bit too often as well.)
One, not all movies can be turned into parodies, and two, the film doesn't have one real joke in it. OK, so I just made an account to do you a favor & let you know, that this movie, absolutely, SUCKS BIGTIME!
Was this review helpful? If you plan on watching this, then have an oxygen tank ready along with speed dial to 911 in case of impending death. TV Shows . 6 out of 8 found this helpful. By purchasing this item, you are transacting with Google Payments and agreeing to the Google Payments A nice "F-U" to the makers of twilight and the over obsessed psycho fans of it all. Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site?
Another joke is that the character of Jacob is fat and always talks about his six pack. What year do we think we live in?! Cinemark
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon, The Twilight Saga. There are no approved quotes yet for this movie. This shelf would hold movies like "Meet The Spartans," "Epic Movie," "Disaster Movie," "Stan Helsing," "Scary Movie 5," "Loaded Weapon," "Vampires Suck," "Superhero Movie" and most recently, "Breaking Wind." I write this review as a fan of bad movies in general.
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Watching this movie was a complete joke!
I thought "Breaking Dawn - Part 1" was OK but the other ones I fell asleep in. Plus a little Cullen? 53 out of 70 found this helpful. Release Calendar DVD & Blu-ray Releases Top Rated Movies Most Popular Movies Browse Movies by Genre Top Box Office Showtimes & Tickets Showtimes & Tickets In Theaters Coming Soon Coming Soon Movie News India Movie Spotlight. And a chubby Jake leading a few other chubby werewolves that was just like sad.
0 out of 0 found this helpful. It wasn't funny the first time and it wasn't funny when they were repeated ad nauseum.
However, instead of getting the joke and moving on, the movie makes the mistake of hovering too long on these moments and trying to milk the joke for too long, often to the point where it just isn't funny anymore.
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